i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
i wrote a poem
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
or concert tickets
Why does he look like he’s being fucked
Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.